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July 11, 2024

Sensual Relaxation – Dragon Age Erotica

By binkyproductions

Emmrich relaxes by tantalisingly releasing Rook’s tension as the two enjoy an evening of lovemaking.

Emmrich waved his hand about with a flourish. ‘Manfred, give us some privacy, will you?’

With a polite bow, the skeletal butler took his leave, shutting the bedroom door behind him.

Emmrich turned to Rook. ‘Now, my darling, let me help you release your tension.’

Rook, who sat on the edge of the bed, let out a small laugh. She peered up at him from beneath her eyelashes.

Emmrich took a few slow strides towards her and with gentle fingers, tilted her chin up. He bent and pressed a tender kiss to her lips. As Emmrich wrapped his arms around her, Rook leaned into the embrace.

Gliding his hand along her shoulders, Emmrich began kneading her muscles. When he spoke,  his voice was a soft coo that relaxed Rook even more. ‘Let me help you release all of that accumulated tension from such a long day out fighting demons.’

Rook pulled away to give Emmrich an amused smile, ‘You were out there all day with me. What about all of your tension?’

Emmrich leaned further in, his lips grazing Rook’s neck, and whispered into her ear. ‘Perhaps tending to you is my way to release tension.’

An involuntary moan escaped Rook’s lips. Emmrich breathed out a satisfied sigh.

‘Perhaps hearing you moan relaxes me.’ He kissed just beneath her earlobe. ‘And I shan’t be satisfied until you are.’

‘Emmrich,’ Rook whispered.

‘Yes, my darling?’ Emmrich replied more matter-of-factly. He peered into her eyes before Rook pulled him to her, capturing his lips for a fervent kiss. Emmrich hum-chuckled as he deepened the kiss.

With a gentle push, Emmrich lowered Rook onto the mattress. He lay down beside her, propped on his elbows, one hand caressing the nape of Rook’s neck, the other travelling down to her bosom.

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June 7, 2023

The Old Grey House – Fantasy Fiction Song from Stardust Destinies

By binkyproductions

The following is a passage from Stardust Destinies I Variate Facing.

‘Why, I’m Drúgan. I live here with my two grandchildren, who took it upon themselves to help me help others. I’m surprised you haven’t heard of me — I’m in the old songs, you know. There’s even a song about my daughter and her husband, who have their own invisible house.’

‘Well,’ began Vigh, ‘I’m afraid we haven’t been singing the songs for a long time.’

‘I understand,’ said Drúgan. ‘Let me have the honour.’ He cleared his throat and began to sing with gusto.

Up in the north near the Ortim River,
Lives old Drúgan in that land;
And when you go up thither,
No doubt he will give you a hand.

There with him lives Tlúnëe,
The bravest of the warriors,
With his green eyes like the sea
And his silk hat with the feathers.

There also lives young Clahria,
With her long golden hair,
Who, like her mother Maria,
Practices magic in a secret lair.

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June 7, 2023

Dumbbells & Subpoenas — All in the Name of Eroticism!

By binkyproductions

So, I’ve told you about my Worst Typo Ever, which was found in a sad and touching scene. Well, I’ve got two more typos that give that one a run for its money, and they’re in the same scene!

And from an erotic scene on top of that!

Setting The Mood

The scene is between two male lovers, one’s a vampire, and the other a werewolf. Their love is passionate, they express it intensely. And the scene begins at a slower pace than others, it is…sensual.

And then the heat rises and their eagerness kicks in and all they want is to devour each other.

That’s when typo one makes its appearance.

“He dumbbells at his belt…”

What?

Okay, uhm…

So, here’s the thing.

Sometimes my inspiration flows like freakin’ Niagara Falls, so if I’m in bed, I’ll just grab my tablet and “write” notes on the notepad app I’ve got on there. Basically, I’m tapping away so fast at the screen, I hope to hit all the correct letters.

Then I email that to myself and copy-paste it into my document.

And sometimes, autocorrect decides to deduce what the typo was meant to be and replaces it with a word.

Well, after laughing for 10 minutes straight, I finally figured out that the word I wanted there was “fumbled.” “He fumbled at his belt…”

And so, still giggling, I move on and continue to proofread my scene.

It’s as though “dumbbells” was just there to set the scene for the double whammy when I come upon:

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June 2, 2023

What Is Unicorn Flu? Fiction Short Story — Humor — Comedy

By binkyproductions

The Premise: Sometimes my brain plays tricks on me and I blurt things out that don’t make sense. I was putting on my unicorn socks (socks with unicorns on them) and voiced ‘unicorn flu.” Then I began to ask myself, what would that look like, and why would anyone NOT want to catch it? Here is my answer.

Unicorn Flu is an extremely rare and uncommon illness.

No one knows how one catches it since it is not transmitted from another human. But when you have it, everyone knows you have it, so beware.

Its name comes from the colourful symptoms that afflict a person who has succumbed to it.

As of yet, there is no treatment, though symptoms should alleviate after 2 to 3 weeks.

Symptoms:

Unicorn Flu acts primarily like any other regular cold, but with little chance of fever, with little to no nasal congestion. However, it comes with its own set of odd and unique symptoms that distinguish it from any illness ever before known in human history.

These symptoms include:

  • Mucus will alternate between the various colours of the rainbow, especially when expectorating through the nose.
  • You will also be very prone to farting pink puffs of glitter.

Glitter gets everywhere.

Many people try to avoid anyone who has Unicorn Flu, not because they may catch it but because they simply do not wish to bring home glitter only for it to get in everything and onto everyone else.

We advise people with Unicorn Flu not to use public transportation for the sake of not spreading the glitter.

Statistics have shown that people with Unicorn Flu enjoy partying at raves where they are specifically given beans to eat so they can provide glitter inside the club. 

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