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Binky Productions is a video production company that produces Films, Commercial Videos and Multimedia for artists. Binky Ink is the writing division for freelance and fiction writing, as well as screenplay formatting. Celinka Serre is also a YouTuber for Dragon Age gaming, and Green Healing for alternative and natural healing from abuse.

“I Should Have Slept With You When I Had the Chance!” he said.

But our relationship was a Flirtmance!

So, I should preface this by disclaiming that I am happily married, but that does not prevent me from appreciating people from my past or what they meant to me back then.

The Backstory

Shortly after my abusive relationship, I was working in a theatre and there was this one actor rehearsing for a play (we’ll call him P) who would chat with me every shift I had. It began as small talk, but after a while turned into a bit of a subtle Flirtmance.

As an usher, sometimes I would spend my time sitting on a bench just outside one of the theatre halls in case a spectator needed assistance or something. We’d take turns with different tasks, and I got to watch a lot of plays that way. I worked evenings and some matinee shifts, and 4 days a week, so sometimes I was there a lot.

I’d bring in books to read for when I’d just be sitting and waiting for intermission and the end of the show. P would come sit next to me on the bench in between rehearsals and we’d chat. The books I was reading at the time were Star Wars books and he was a big fan too, so we’d talk a lot about that.

“Chat with you on the bench later,” I’d say.

“Looking forward to it,” he’d reply.

And after a time, we started flirting subtly with each other.


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The Missing – New Dragon Age Comic for Dragon Age: Dreadwolf (Dragon Age 4 News)

Dark Horse Comics has announced a new Dragon Age Comic to lead up to Dragon Age: Dreadwolf called, The Missing, featuring Varric Tethras and Lace Harding, and they must go into the Deep Roads. I breakdown the hints in the blurb and analyse what it all could mean, as well as speculate WHO the friend they must retrieve is.
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I Couldn’t Find His You-Know-What! – And neither could my friend!

I promise this story is clean.

So when I was in high school, my good friend A was dating a guy, and she encouraged me to date his brother. The brother was the type to change girlfriends every few weeks, so I knew it wouldn’t be anything serious, but A said it would be good practice and I could have some fun. This guy’s “name” was B. (I swear that’s actually their initials, I’m just not revealing full names).

B and I were doing massages in my basement one weekend, and we started kissing, feeling each other out a bit.

So I tentatively let my hands travel down his chest and into his pants.

I didn’t feel anything right away.

So I moved my hand to one side but found nothing there, so I travelled to the other side, and still nothing. Keep in mind we’re kissing the whole time, and I’m not very experienced, so I figured,

“I’m just not looking in the right places or the right way.”

I thought, “maybe it’s sticking downwards?”

So I went lower but I still couldn’t find anything.

By this time, I’m feeling rather embarrassed, but I’m not giving up that easily.


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A Dark Force Growing – Appendix 6 — Epic Fantasy Lore & History for Stardust Destinies

At the beginning of Kaulchèc History, as before, the Telorians had kings who ruled and looked after the land. They had no form of election, and the rulers were not chosen by bloodline. A Telorian was chosen to be King if he had great skill, if he was a powerful yet compassionate leader, and if he had a worthy heart. The wizards could look into their souls and determine whether a candidate was worthy or not.

Before being crowned, he would have to prove his worthiness to his people. He could choose to be king or to stay a great knight. There could also be Queens. Those who accepted the crown took good care of Teloria.

When the King or Queen was ready, they would pass on to the Portal, or, before the arrival of the Kaulchèc, they would resign their position to complete their training in wizardry. They could also come to a mutual understanding to let another rule before their time was up. A prince could be the next King if he chose to prove himself, or, if he remained Prince, he became the King’s aide, like in a Senate. The cycle went on for many generations.

Then one day, curiosity and doubt led to greed for power. No one had foreseen this. A polc was born convinced he could change the world. No one had found reason for this or words to describe it. This Telorian had been the first to question their faith. ‘If when in the Portal you become immortal and able to decide when to pass on to the stars, why not gain all the power from it and establish peace and immortality among all the lands?’ he would ask. ‘In this way, Telorians could see the entire world and conquer all the lands to be King over them all, and learn all about the other cultures without study.’

The Telorians had learnt from the Kaulchèc who had discovered the Portal that if one of them went through the Portal and returned in order to have power over all the lands, even if their intentions were good, it would be unfair to the others. The rule was: You pass on there if and when worthy and never return.

This polc grew up and ignored his doubts, but when he got married, he passed on his theories to his many children, putting doubt and curiosity in their minds. Their family name was Mittèlor. Quite a few family lines came from the Mittèlor line. Some understood the rule of the Portal, but others desired the knowledge and power the Portal could give them. One from this family became King Silovah Firlan Mittèlor. He was chosen by the Telorians, and proved himself worthy. Others in his family tried to prove themselves but they all desired the Portal.


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