I Couldn’t Find His You-Know-What! – And neither could my friend!

I promise this story is clean.

So when I was in high school, my good friend A was dating a guy, and she encouraged me to date his brother. The brother was the type to change girlfriends every few weeks, so I knew it wouldn’t be anything serious, but A said it would be good practice and I could have some fun. This guy’s “name” was B. (I swear that’s actually their initials, I’m just not revealing full names).

B and I were doing massages in my basement one weekend, and we started kissing, feeling each other out a bit.

So I tentatively let my hands travel down his chest and into his pants.

I didn’t feel anything right away.

So I moved my hand to one side but found nothing there, so I travelled to the other side, and still nothing. Keep in mind we’re kissing the whole time, and I’m not very experienced, so I figured,

“I’m just not looking in the right places or the right way.”

I thought, “maybe it’s sticking downwards?”

So I went lower but I still couldn’t find anything.

By this time, I’m feeling rather embarrassed, but I’m not giving up that easily.


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Binky Productions is a video production company that produces Films, Commercial Videos and Multimedia for artists. Binky Ink is the writing division for freelance and fiction writing, as well as screenplay formatting. Celinka Serre is also a YouTuber for Dragon Age gaming, and Green Healing for alternative and natural healing from abuse. View all posts by binkyproductions

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